Pluckfastic Stuff!

Check it out!  Biodegradable, paper straws.  Need I say more?  If everyone used one of these, I wouldn't have to surf in crap and sea turtles wouldn't have to crap it out of their asses.  It's a win win if you ask me. 

I came upon these at this little novelty store down the street from where I live in Oakland.  My friend Maashy loves to drink with straws and so I bought her a box in honor of my 'Only Losers Use Single Use Plastics' campaign. 

For more information on how ta get yer paws on this pluckfastically awesome invention, click here.  (I should TOTALLY be getting paid to pimp this stuff!  One day....)